Hello all, I have indeed gotten around to our very first true post on this here blog. After doing a bit of research inspired by a tip from a friend, I have discovered something that you may or may not know. There is more than likely cockroaches in your chocolate!! That’s right folks, you’ve been eating cockroach infused candy your entire life. Apparently, the FDA will reject chocolate with more than 60 insect parts per 100 grams of chocolate. Don’t believe me? Do a quick Google search about it.
But wait! There’s more! Chocolate isn’t the only food with cockroaches in it. Try popcorn, fruit, butter, wheat, macaroni, peanut butter, and some cheeses, according to at least one source. So, happy birthday. Wait, what? Anyway, next time you eat something, don’t forget that there very well may be cockroaches in it.
Have a nice dinner,